Guru Byte - Earth's Toughest Creature Can Fit Up Your Nose!

 

The toughest creature on Earth has to be the Tardigrade.These eight-legged animals can withstand extreme temperatures as hot as 300 degrees Fahrenheit and as cold as 450 degrees below zero.

They can survive the crushing pressure of the deepest ocean and the airless vacuum of outer space.

They can even endure radiation exposure 100 times too deadly for humans.

Unfortunately for them though...

...they are only about one millimeter tall.

Guru Byte - The Sneaky Rat and The Dumb Ox

Legend holds that to decide the order of the cycle, the animals would have a race across a river. 

Now the Ox was the strongest of the twelve and was expected to win, but another creature was the craftiest – The Rat.

Being the smallest of the animals, The Rat was able to climb onto the back of the ox without being noticed.

As expected, Ox crossed the river faster than all the others, but just as he was about to step onto shore Rat leaped onto the bank and was named the winner.

Guru Byte - Wilmer McLean Civil War Celebrity

On July 18, 1861 the first skirmish of the Civil War began on Wilmer McLean’s Farm in Virginia.  

 

The Confederate commander General P.T. Beauregard was about to have dinner at McLean’s house when a cannonball came through their chimney... 

... and exploded in the cooking pot... 

...sending stew all over the kitchen.

Needless to say the meal was ruined.
Soon McLean had had enough and moved his family 120 miles south to the village of Appomattox Court House, Virginia.  Here, despite a raging war, he and his family had three years of peace.  Of course that didn’t last.

One day a group of Confederate soldiers showed up and asked for a place for their Commander General Robert E. Lee to meet with the Union Commander General Ulysses S. Grant.  McLean was a bit anxious. The last time a general came to his home a war started and he ended up with a stew explosion all over his kitchen.  What would two generals bring?

It turned out they were there to end the Civil War. On April 9, 1865 General Lee surrendered his forces to General Grant in the front parlor of McLean’s house. 

But even this great event left a bad taste in McLean’s mouth. As the generals left, their soldiers took anything "not nailed down" as souvenirs. 

Guru Byte - Screever's Alien Artyfacts #1

 

 

Guru Byte - Name That Planet!

That's right, for a short time there was a planet in our Solar System named Herschel.

In 1781 an Englishman discovered what would become the 7th planet in our solar system. At the time no one knew what to call it. French astronomers referred to it by the discoverer's last name - Herschel. British scientists called it Georgium Sidus after their king - George the third.

Finally it was decided to name the planet after Uranus... an ancient mythological god of the sky.

Guru Byte - Wicked Weeds and Fiendish Flowers

If you think witches, vampires and devils are just in scary stories,then next time you’re outside, you might want to look at what’s creeping around your feet. You see, the plant world is full  of ghoulish characters. Such as this one. Its scientific name is Hydnora Africana but to most, it’s called 

The Vampire Plant. 

Instead of making its own food from the sun and soil...

...this subterranean parasite sucks the life out of nearby plants by attaching its “fangs” to the roots of its victims.

The only time the Vampire Plant emerges from the darkness beneath is when its alien looking flowerbud bursts up from the ground, splits open and emits a terrible smell like that of rotting meat.

 

This smell attracts unwary bugs and when one enters the bloom, the Vampire Plant traps it with its fingerlike fringes.  

The captive bug is released only after it has served the Vampire Plant by pollinating its pod-like flower.

Another ghastly sounding plant goes by many terrifying names such as Strangleweed, Devilguts, and Witch's Shoelaces. Officially known as the Dodder Vine, this plant creeps over to an unsuspecting tomato plant, wraps around its stem and sucks the lifeblood from it.

Guru Byte - Famous Founding Father And His Frowningly Frustrating False Teeth